September 2011
is a little punk. Fuck you man, I like details, I like broad color pallets, and I freaking like emotional accessibility. Not everyone is a hero goddamnit, not every painting has to be about heroes! I seriously think he would have had a stroke if he’d known that greek sculptures used to be painted. In bright colors too, oh god!
Today I went to home depot to pick up some stuff for my 3D design class. One of those things happened to be a big retractable knife. This thing is larger than my hand, sharp enough to cut through plastic like butter, and cost five bucks. I was not carded to buy this thing even though people often think I’m fifteen. I was allowed to by a giant knife for five dollars and no one cares.
I fucking love home depot.
So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.
And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.
The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a…
This made me giggle so much.